So you know what really bugs me? A: News reporters criticizing our President's farewell address. Honestly people, the man's just saying good-bye. I hate to see what you do when your family doesn't meet your farewell standards.


Doni's #1 fear for the day: That she's prejudice.
Doni's #2 fear for the day: That talking baby on the cell phone commercials.



Congrats to the Hudson Heroes, way to save lives.

One thing I learned from High School: Never bring anything small and valuable, like a class ring, to the beach - and if you do, don't set it on a blanket in the sand.

I would also like to apologize to all the people I directly made fun of in Elementary School and Junior High, Rainbow, Darren, Stefanie Smith- I'm really sorry and I regret it. I hope that you were somehow able to forgive me throughout your life.

Thank you to everyone who has made my life bearable, you know who you are- and no, you're not being vain if you're thinking you're a part of that list - if you're reading this and you know me then you probably are one of them.

A big thanks to God for making a beautiful world full of beautiful people and beautiful everything.

thank you to movie producers who still try to show some self-respect by not loading their films with sex- I'm sorry that some of you were not quite able to fight the populace, and sold out. I know it's hard not to because everyone else is doing it, but you can try again next time.

Thank you to Bosley for staying alive.

Thanks to God again for the Tower of Babel and making languages to learn.
Thank you to whoever made my mattress because I can't wait to go to sleep later on tonight.